10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.