10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth