10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.