10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "No river, no fish."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson