10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear