10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels