10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.