10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph