10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.