10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.