10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz