10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "No river, no fish."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.