10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz