10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fold and live to fold again
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel