10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio