10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.