10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.