10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders