10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!