10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury