10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers