10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS