10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed