10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."