10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth