10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..