10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."