10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright