10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977