10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus