10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Fold and live to fold again
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."