10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.