10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph