10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "No river, no fish."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"