10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.