10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet