10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach