10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln