10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."