10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"