10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow