10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."