10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer