10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek