10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- It's Free To Fold...
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz