10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."