10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."