10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."