10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.