10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."